HOLDING ANSEM
FOR RANSOM

THE DEMANDS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE

Ansem called the top one too many times. The mascot got tired of watching him post through the pain, so it locked him in a Solana holding cell — cold walls, one shiny coin, zero bail.

There's only one way out: the community pays the ransom. Every buy is a dollar toward the bail fund. Every holder is a witness. Every diamond hand keeps the sentence from getting longer.

Hold $RANSOM. Free the bull. Or don't — and let him rot with the rest of the bags that never made it.